My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
Loved making these side-of-the-cup 8-Bit Heart Cookies! They were so yummy with the hot cocoa :) ♥
Credits to my friend Dennis for not actually reacting that way
A Mass Effect/Pacific Rim AU in which Jane and John Shepard pilot the SSV Normandy Jaeger. Their drift compatibility scores are unlike anything that has ever been recorded and although the two were not bred to be soldiers fighting in a war they’re the best in the business. But it’s after a fatal encounter with a level 4 Reaper that kills John in the process that leaves Jane nearly broken after having her own brother ripped from her mind.
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
reblogging for phenomenal gif use